Questions you might ask yourself and have no logical answer...
• What do you do when you find a sheep in your kitchen?
answer: Offer him coffee and a danish.
• How many live turkeys in your back yard is too much?
answer: More then you can eat in one sitting.
• How do you get a turkey off your neighbors roof at 10:00 at night? How about 1:00 in the morning? answer: As quietly as possible.
• Can you kill a raccoon through wishful thinking?
answer: Maybe.
• If your neighbor reports seeing a baby bear in distress to 911 through the slats in the fence should you ever tell her it was really a miniature black sheep?
answer: No.
• Would it be easier to just buy a ranch and move?
answer: Yes.
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